\u201cOur mission: to inspire and nurture the human spirit \u2014 one person, one cup and one neighborhood at a time.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, has Starbucks inspired and nurtured your spirit lately? No, of course it hasn\u2019t. \u00a0You wait by a counter for a few minutes, someone yells \u201cwho\u2019s got the Grande Skinny Caramel Macchiato with whip?\u201d and you walk out with a $7.00 cup of coffee. If Starbucks was really interested in nurturing the human spirit , there wouldn\u2019t be dozens of Web sites and blogs dedicated to teaching people how to order a coffee there without sounding like a loser.<\/p>\n
If Starbucks wanted to be believable, its mission statement would be:\u201cTo have as many coffee shops as possible and sell as many drinks and biscotti as we can.\u201d<\/p>\n
Most mission statements (it\u2019s also cool to call them \u201cbrand promises\u201d) are absolute BS.<\/p>\n
H.J. Heinz is a great company with great people (you don\u2019t get to be 140 years old by doing things badly).If you polled all 32,500 of its employees, how many of them would say they guide their workday by being \u201cdedicated to the sustainable health of people, the planet and our Company\u201d? I\u2019d be willing to bet that most of the good folks at Heinz show up for work to make and sell ketchup and other yummy toppings, and that not one person left the relish-bottling night shift yesterday thinking about the planet at all.<\/p>\n
To be fair, some mission statements are realistic, to-the-point and credible. Even some Fortune 500 company statements are reasonably down-to-earth. The ones that are short, and revolve around selling things and making money, tend to strike me as most honest. I\u2019ll even allow that some of the sillier ones have value as well-intentioned, team-bonding rallying cries. Nothing wrong with a little rah-rah.<\/p>\n
But most mission statements are just empty promises and self-important proclamations that have little to do with the business and do even less to drive it. Most companies tend to come up up with something they thought profound enough to put on the wall in the lobby, offer up as a good sound byte, and lead off the annual report with a bang. Nary a care whether the statement had any basis in reality, or whether the factory worker or middle manager really comes to work driven by an obligation to embrace the global village.<\/p>\n
Not suggesting that companies don\u2019t mean well. But this is business, and with few exceptions, for-profit business does its good deeds by employing people, making good products, creating supply chains, paying taxes, giving to charity, and so on. But all of it starts with making money, which IS the rightful mission of most businesses, and is nothing to be ashamed of or talked around. Bill and Melinda Gates are giving away more money than anyone in history, but that\u2019s because Microsoft made them lots of money. Saving the world was not Microsoft\u2019s original mission; they had to get a PC on every desk on the planet before they could get to the good work of saving the planet.<\/p>\n
I think most companies can do without mission statements. They\u2019re more likely to be met with ambivalence or incredulity than to inspire anyone. I much prefer values to missions. Having a good set of values sets the tone and comportment of the company and \u2014 if written in an honest and realistic way \u2014 gives its people a usable road map of how the business wishes to conduct itself each and every day, \u201con the ground.\u201d Our employees know exactly how we want to run our company and how we want to be perceived, and that\u2019s what makes our culture and business work. Relatable standards and guidelines, rather than vague, overarching pronouncements.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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