{"id":1768,"date":"2011-08-26T10:06:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T14:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2011-08-26T10:06:26","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T14:06:26","slug":"do-not-do-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/2011\/08\/do-not-do-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Do not do this!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1770\" href=\"http:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/2011\/08\/do-not-do-this\/interview\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1770 alignright\" style=\"margin-left: 20px; margin-right: 20px;\" title=\"interview\" src=\"http:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/interview.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/interview.gif 200w, https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/interview-125x150.gif 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>Ok, well we thought we have seen and heard it all in job interviews but \u00a0kids, here are \u00a0some of the absolute &#8220;do not do&#8217;s&#8221; on an interview. You might say after reading these, &#8220;no one would ever be that stupid&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;well afraid so. Schools probably need to start teaching interview skills&#8230;Ya Think!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Candidate said the more he was paid, the harder he worked<\/li>\n<li>Candidate said he had been fired from past positions, but still included those managers as references<\/li>\n<li>Candidate said getting an interview was important because he wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie<\/li>\n<li>Candidate listed her dog as a reference<\/li>\n<li>Candidate listed-yes, the moonwalk-as a special skill<\/li>\n<li>A husband and wife team looking to job share submitted a poem they had co-written<\/li>\n<li>Candidate listed \u2018versatile toes\u2019 as a selling point<\/li>\n<li>Candidate wrote that he would be \u201ca good asset to the company\u201d but somehow omitted the last two letters in \u201casset.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Candidate\u2019s email address contained the phrase \u201cshakinmybootie\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Candidate mentioned that he had survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal<\/li>\n<li>Candidate used first name only<\/li>\n<li>Candidate asked, \u201cWould you pass up the opportunity to hire someone like this? I think not.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Candidate insisted that he be paid for the time he spent interviewing with the company<\/li>\n<li>Candidate shipped a lemon with resume, stating, \u201cI am not a lemon.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Candidate included on his resume the fact that he had been arrested for assaulting his previous boss.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, well we thought we have seen and heard it all in job interviews but \u00a0kids, here are \u00a0some of the absolute &#8220;do not do&#8217;s&#8221; on an interview. You might say after reading these, &#8220;no one would ever be that stupid&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;well afraid so. Schools probably need to start teaching interview skills&#8230;Ya Think! Candidate said the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1770,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-management-101","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1774,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions\/1774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.archimediastudios.com\/corporate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}